YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM WISCONSIN IF ...
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means playing miniature golf at the Dells.
A clean bowling shirt is appropriate attire for a wedding.
You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
You own just three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You think that opening day of deer season is a national holiday.
You refer to the Packers as "we."
Down South to you means Chicago.
A brat is something you eat.
You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
You ever went to a wedding reception in a bowling alley.
You own at least one cheese head.
Sunday afternoons are sacred for the Packer game.
You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it "Wes-con-sin."
You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer.
You drive 65 miles per hour through snow without flinching.
:)
AND BE BLESSED.
5 comments:
Ummmm....I am a Californian, thank you very much....lol. And to those of you who are Wisconsonites....LIVE LARGE! JK! :)
And there are two seasons...winter and road construction. woohoo!
So true, so true. : )
At one time or another I could identify or know someone who identifies with all of thos characteristics.
My favorite because I come from a big family of bowlers,and they are pretty serious about it.
"A clean bowling shirt is appropriate attire for a wedding."
Thanks,
Matthew
Just don't forget your MISSOURI HERITAGE!
HA! Don't worry. I haven't forgotten where I'm from. :)
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