There's a guy at my church who always greets me the same way every time he sees me: "Hello, Preacher," he says with a smile.
I have to admit I kind of like that greeting. I wouldn't want everybody greeting me that way but it seems to work for him - and it brings a smile to this preacher's face, so it's a win-win.
So when I ran across this from Joe McKeever, I had to share bits and pieces of it. It's 'Things not to say to a Preacher ... '
-- 'I enjoyed your little talk.'
-- 'It was nice visiting your church. You should hear the preacher at my home church. He's been to seminary.'
-- 'Someone - I'm not saying who - told me to tell you ... '
-- 'Can I stop by your office Monday morning? I only need a couple hours of your time.'
-- 'The game starts at 11:30 today, so ... '
-- 'Today's sermon was a big improvement over your last few.'
-- 'Hello, Pastor. Do you remember my name?'
-- 'Can you give me two minutes in the service this morning to make a special announcement?'
-- 'Don't take this personally, Pastor ... '
-- 'So, what does your wife do at the church -- anything?'
-- 'Here's a CD of the preacher we heard while on vacation.'
-- 'Your hands are so soft. Have you ever done any real work?'
-- 'I'm not being fed.'
-- 'I called you at home tonight, Pastor, because I didn't want to bother you at the office.'
I want to thank the people of Journey Church // Kenosha & // Burlington for never saying any of these things.
Boom.
And be blessed.
I have to admit I kind of like that greeting. I wouldn't want everybody greeting me that way but it seems to work for him - and it brings a smile to this preacher's face, so it's a win-win.
So when I ran across this from Joe McKeever, I had to share bits and pieces of it. It's 'Things not to say to a Preacher ... '
-- 'I enjoyed your little talk.'
-- 'It was nice visiting your church. You should hear the preacher at my home church. He's been to seminary.'
-- 'Someone - I'm not saying who - told me to tell you ... '
-- 'Can I stop by your office Monday morning? I only need a couple hours of your time.'
-- 'The game starts at 11:30 today, so ... '
-- 'Today's sermon was a big improvement over your last few.'
-- 'Hello, Pastor. Do you remember my name?'
-- 'Can you give me two minutes in the service this morning to make a special announcement?'
-- 'Don't take this personally, Pastor ... '
-- 'So, what does your wife do at the church -- anything?'
-- 'Here's a CD of the preacher we heard while on vacation.'
-- 'Your hands are so soft. Have you ever done any real work?'
-- 'I'm not being fed.'
-- 'I called you at home tonight, Pastor, because I didn't want to bother you at the office.'
I want to thank the people of Journey Church // Kenosha & // Burlington for never saying any of these things.
Boom.
And be blessed.
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