Today is National Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day.
I am not making this up.
Some of the big winners in my book are:
'How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scratching You?' (Kenny Chesney)
'May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose' (Little Jimmy Dickens)
'She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timbers of my Heart' (Homer & Jethro)
'If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo' (Lou Carter)
'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' (Deanna Carter)
Funny.
But listen, COUNTRY MUSIC doesn't have a market on quirky song titles. From the world of Jesus:
'Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life' (Bobby Bare)
'You Can't Get to Heaven on the Back of a Camel' (Doug Horley)
'Kazoo Song' (Hawk Nelson)
And just for honorable mention, though it isn't a quirky title: 'Jesus is a Friend of Mine' (SonSeed).
I used to dress like these guys and I love them. I see Jesus all over them.
And be blessed.
I am not making this up.
Some of the big winners in my book are:
'How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scratching You?' (Kenny Chesney)
'May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose' (Little Jimmy Dickens)
'She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timbers of my Heart' (Homer & Jethro)
'If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo' (Lou Carter)
'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' (Deanna Carter)
Funny.
But listen, COUNTRY MUSIC doesn't have a market on quirky song titles. From the world of Jesus:
'Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life' (Bobby Bare)
'You Can't Get to Heaven on the Back of a Camel' (Doug Horley)
'Kazoo Song' (Hawk Nelson)
And just for honorable mention, though it isn't a quirky title: 'Jesus is a Friend of Mine' (SonSeed).
I used to dress like these guys and I love them. I see Jesus all over them.
And be blessed.
2 comments:
Hahaha...I think you should sing this at the next service...I dare ya!
I have to admit...joking around with you is quite fun...we should do this more often. :)
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